i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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