how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
how does that bad decision feel?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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