I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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