I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'd cum for enchiladas.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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