You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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