love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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