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Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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