i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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