turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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