just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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