i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
