Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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