You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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