forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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