God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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