So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
