Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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