When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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