Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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