Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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