Whatcha textin bout Willis?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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