No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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