I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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