We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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