Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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