I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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