We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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