This girl is more easily done than said...
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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