I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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