Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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