I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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