I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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