Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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