I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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