so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Randomize
