"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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