Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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