At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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