we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
