i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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