'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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