I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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