Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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