Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Randomize
