in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He shit in the fireplace
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Randomize
