even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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