what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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