Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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