office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
why is half of my head shaved?
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