I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
My vagina just recognized that song.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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