If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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