Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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