I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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