sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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