the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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