Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
