I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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