just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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