i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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